so apparently "I'm trying to grow my hair out because I want long hair. just a little little little bit off the ends"
translates into Bulgarian as,
"I'd like it all chopped off, please. And the quicker you could make that happen, the better"

here is the picture of exactly what i didn't want.
if i don't look happy in the picture, it is because i'm not.


however, i'm willing to bet i'm a whole lot happier than this guy at the sofia zoo.

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?